Final Node of transmission from Andhra Pradesh!!

                      The reason why I have stated Andhra Pradesh is that the state is going to be divided into two or three states ( for good or bad) . There is going to be a brief period of hibernation for me from orkut, twitter, facebook and other social networking sites. The next time I blog from my home, Hyderabad may be a UT or a part of Telangana ( the prospective state ). Anyways , lets hope things always change for better  and people get the best of it.

ME —– (Blog-a-ton 6)

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                The above picture in my view symbolizes my own self. Not having a clue what to blog, but still have the zeal to participate in Blog-a-ton . As a result,the picture shows that I am trying to scribble on a notebook with a pencil experimenting various ideas that could lead to at least one meaningful thought .

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Telangana – 300 style

Disclaimer : This post is no way directed and intended to the people of Telangana and their aspirations. Its just a means for the author to vent his anger on KCR and his bandwagon of hooligans.

Why was Mr.KCR silent the last five years . Why did he take up this so called Telangana agitation only after YSR’s death?

A) According to some insider news, KCR has some liver related problem and doctors gave him a very less chance of survival if he continues drinking the same way he did in the past. It struck him that it would be a great idea if he takes fast unto death so that he could gain some sympathy if at all he dies.

And had YSR been alive, he could have kicked the ass of each and every hooligan( I mean hooligan not student )  who are the reason for the havoc in the city.

One fine day, before the Telangana agitation started, KCR and his associates Harish Rao and Itela Rajendar been to YSR’s camp office to discuss the Telangana issue. Had it been in the scenario of the movie 300, it would have been in the following manner.

YSR – Leonidas ,KCR – Persian Messenger

AP Chief Secretary Mr. Ramakanth Reddy ( to YSR ) : A Telangana messenger (KCR ) awaits you.

YSR ( with Jagan by his side) : What message have you brought KCR ?

KCR : Land and Money. We wish to increase our property and assets in the name of Telangana issue as we could capitalize on creating havoc and gain sympathy in the hearts of people. And still, I have some EMIs’ to be paid for my new new AUDI Q7 and my new home at MLA’s colony.

Jagan( Interfering in their conversation) : We have umpteen number of ways to make money and Telangana is not the only avenue. Better resort to Land grabbing that helped me become a millionaire.

KCR ( To YSR) : What makes this kid think that he can talk between men?

Jagan: Trust me.Nothing can be as rewarding as land grabbing .

YSR ( realizing KCR as a potential threat to his property) : KCR , you leave me no choice except to take hold of all your illegal property and make it mine.

KCR : Madness! This is Madness!

YSR : Madness!  THIS ..  IS  ..  ANDHRA …. ( The sound of a large fart is heard as a result of which KCR leaves the place owing to suffocation and pulmonary problems )

All Izz Well !!!

                       

Disclaimer : The following post reflects the thoughts of the author and need not necessarily be followed by him . It is purely written keeping in mind that the author is going to be the next big preacher and could possibly ignite a revolution as far his dumb thoughts are concerned. Please take the trouble in slapping him in the comments section if he has gone overboard.

Jab Life ho out of control , hoton ko karde gol. Hoton ko karke gol, seeti bajake bol.. ALL IZZ WELL..   wow  what a line!   I fell in love with this line.

     Rajkumar Hirani, the director of Munnabhai series and 3 idiots is someone who focuses on trivial things around us, and often conveys the fact the greatest things on earth can be so simple and these simple things could make our life a lot easier and better. Everyone goes through a rough patch, and I really feel, everyone should go through a rough patch as it helps them relish the taste of success . Experiencing crisis helps us realise the value of happiness in life.  We just got to believe that crisis is going to end one day and good days are ahead. I know a few cancer patients who undergo the painful chemotherapy . Most of them did not have any bad habits in their life, yet they were diagnosed with cancer and each chemotherapy session is literally hell on earth. Whenever I meet them, they respond with a smile on their face. This is what people call the undying human spirit. I agree with the fact that being depressed in life is more painful than a physical pain . Yet, as Aamir Khan said “ Life mein jo kuch bhi tensions aaye, Hamesha All izz well kehne ka “. There is another advantage with positive attitude. As Helm Albright said ”A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort “. So , we can derive some sort of sadistic pleasure by being positive even in times of despair.

At the end of the day, we all live with some hope for good. Please slap(write SLAP) me in the comments section if you thought I went over board(bored).  And slap me even if you think I tried to preach you guys. 

All in a Day’s work

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                             What do I write about a typical day ? Now that I am in the transition phase between a student and a professional, I’m having a ball. Lazing around, meeting friends, having junk food,watching TV,wasting time on internet , calling old friends, disturbing others and what not.. I am leading a very lazy and a strictly not recommended kind of lifestyle . But I find a lot of solace in it because I am not sure if at all I get such time to enjoy in the future.Even if I get, Ill have issues to be taken care of at the back of my mind as I evolve.

                           As of now, All in a day’s work actually means no work for me.There were days in my life when there was only work and no play and now I feel relieved of all that. I am relishing every moment of this period. I am rediscovering myself. Having taken some time out for myself helped me a lot. I am actually beginning to feel good . In fact , I am feeling great!  Hail Holidays and Hail Laziness.

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If I were a baby again !

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                 Babies aren’t generally blessed with any kind of intelligence and all of us including you and me are no different. Since, we didn’t have a chance earlier, we can at least dream of something that we wished we had experienced or lived . Like food,clothing and shelter being the basic necessities of a man, the main necessities of a baby I feel are food , toys and vaccinations.

Food : With the advent of technology and Science, we are now able to do miracles in the field of medicine. So, it would be good , if it is possible to find what a child likes most like chocolate, potato wafers etc; so that the required vitamins or proteins should be fed into what they like most making them happy.

Toys : For any baby, toys and games form the basic priority . We live in a world where relationships between two adults are broken quite easily with the change in priorities and it is not surprising if  baby’s priorities in toys change. Choice of toys in babies change frequently and its not possible for parents to provide the baby with every kind of toy. So, there must be Toy Libraries where babies can play for a stipulated time with the toy they like. At such places, babies play with great enthusiasm making them tired and making the job of the father/mother to make the child sleep easy. A happy baby becomes a matured individual.

Vaccinations : As a child, I used to have sleepless nights when I learn that I have to get inoculated . And the sour taste of vaccinations and other tablets made me go haywire at times( actually every time) . So , I feel all the medicines,vaccinations and inoculations ( if necessary) should take the form of chocolates and other confectionary causing no inconvenience to the baby. So, a baby must be fed with hepatitis chocolate,triple antigen ice cream and polio cake.

Poor babies , I pity them for not having the intelligence to communicate the bad taste of milk, their monotony with the same kind of toys and the mental trauma and emotional distress caused by taking a vaccination or inoculation.

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Procrastinate NOW ! – Tips from an all time great

                       Here comes a post from the greatest procrastinator of all times. Procrastination has been a habit for me to escape from the wrath of studying and doing uninteresting things. For once, during my + 2, I happened to do things accomplish things at a good pace. Well, most of the time I tend to postpone things related to my academics as I feel I am no good doing that. But once you start doing something, at first you experience the joy to do something that you thought you could never.Secondly, you are brimming with confidence that you can take on anything in this world . And there are many more advantages as such. And always remember “The secret of getting ahead is to get started “

                        And to tell you more this habit of procrastination has made me believe that I am good for nothing. And my pessimism reached Himalayan heights where I began telling people that I am doing something which is called nothing.

                       So guys, The reason I am writing this post is that whenever I tend to procrastinate things, I have to remember that I have blogged about procrastination and also gave some super crazy tips to my readers. And in future I should not be questioned about doing things. This post , I feel is enough to slap me at times when the genes in my body tend to procrastinate.

And you have  A C T I O N    in    P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N .

So ,we have to start action to avoid procrastination .

Courtesy Lessons for Delhi Autowallahs

                    How many of you had at least one bad experience with Autowallahs? I bet all of us have a minimum of  one .  We always complain about them charging exorbitantly , and about their rude behaviour and nevertheless their reckless driving remains the same. And those in Delhi, Chennai and Hyderabad are a bit overboard. A few weeks back, Hon’ble Home Minister Mr. P . Chidambaram, has expressed concern over the attitude of Delhites and things needed to change for better. I have had a very bad experience with the Autowallahs of Chennai, they never speak any other language except Tamil.  For once, really got to know why dealing with Autowallahs in Chennai is a difficult task.

     Now , the Autowallahs of Delhi are made to attend courtesy lessons from ITDC ( Indian Tourism and Development Corporation) as a safeguarding measure to receive the visitors well during the Commonwealth Games , early 2010 at Delhi. In my view, Autowallahs of all the states need such a disciplinary exercise .

Picture Perfect :

courtesy : www.delhiteam.org

Hope that this picture takes life in all the states and there needs to be a system in place to ensure this to happen and I am happy that the first seeds are sown.

RAJ – Naam to suna hoga

                      The signature dialogue of Shah Rukh Khan is apparently made the title of a soon to be made film that is produced by his best friend Karan Johar.  In the recently concluded events, during the release of the film Wake up Sid, Raj Thackeray of MNS has found fault with the film alleging that the usage of the word  “ Bombay “ in the film has hurt the emotions of the Maratha people . And Karan Johar has promptly apologized to avoid further damage and the grapevine has that Karan Johar has agreed to make a film of Raj Thackeray’s life with the title “ Raj – Naam to suna hoga “. Apparently, Karan Johar wanted the film look very decent in order to elevate Raj’s image.

                 But Raj Thackeray insisted that all the real life clips that featured him using dirty linen in public would be incorporated which would go well with his image and would also make the cash registers ringing. And this film could see the comeback of KRK ( of Deshdrohi fame) who incidentally entered into a war of words with Raj at the time of release of Deshdrohi. KRK could be the antagonist , given the bad boy image he earned from BIGG BOSS.

             

              Lets all hope, the film wakes up Raj and KRK ( Both Deshdrohis of our country) . 

The Indian Dream

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              To start with, India is one of the most populated countries in the world . Any country’s most valuable resource would be  Human Resource and India has enough of it. The Indian Dream in my opinion stands for the kind of future a citizen of India would aspire for( dream for rather) .And with the kind of potential India has keeping in mind the resources, one could say a great future holds for India. Any citizen would dream that his / her country should the best in every manner. Unfortunately, the picture is not as rosy as it appears to be. In fact, we have a long way to go to reach a position that would mean justifying our country’s potential. On October 1st, China celebrated 60th National’s Republic day and India would celebrate its 60th republic day on Jan 26th, 2010. But if we have to compare the two countries on various issues, China stands tall. We have enough resources as China has had over this years. So, we need to make some changes in our governance and other things to make a mark as a super power globally.

My view of Indian Dream :  India , as a country should be self sufficient in food, power, security,Money and what not, as a citizen I feel my country should be the best in everything. The poverty and unemployment indices should reach minimum. And it would be great if there would be equal opportunity provided to everyone unlike the present situation, where reservations based on caste have a role to play. And I would like to see my country to be devoid of all social ills, ignorance and my ultimate dream is to see a “HAPPY INDIA “ . I really feel India should  be an embodiment of happiness, with the rich cultural heritage our ancestors have left us. I am afraid, with the increasing globalization, the Gen X have no clue of our culture and heritage.  The bottom line is that India should attain a status that makes it an icon . So , ICONIC INDIA and HAPPY INDIA  is my Indian Dream.

What it takes to make this dream a reality :   Keeping in view, the present situation, its takes a lot to achieve even a part of what my dream is. I have a few suggestions and if they are implemented in the right spirit, the dream could be a reality .

1. Modifications in our governing system : Democracy , undoubtedly is one of the best systems of governance in this world . Unfortunately, a lot is being done in the name of Democracy . There has to be  transparency and accountability . Transparency of organized and allocated funds for public welfare  could help a lot of funds from being diverted to private interests. Accountability of people in power to their work is a minimum pre requisite of our netas. Unfortunately, where does this accountability come, when the netas are far from responsible.This should change and the netas should be answerable to the public.
2. Role of Media : Media should be the interface between the public and the government. Media should establish news, not make news. Media should keep a vigilant eye on netas, not on film stars and cricketers.
3. Utilization of resources : Efficient utilization of available resources would help in sustaining national interest.
4. Attitude of citizens: Its high time citizens of our country realize that they should choose their leaders carefully and should not be lured to money and other forms of bait to elect their leader.
5. Every citizen’s duty : Every citizen should try to serve the the society in the best way possible as a little regular progress will yield big results.

           This is my Indian Dream and I hope we the people , will make it a reality .

           I admire your patience in reading what could be called as an academic essay or the Dumbest blog.

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