Telangana – 300 style

Disclaimer : This post is no way directed and intended to the people of Telangana and their aspirations. Its just a means for the author to vent his anger on KCR and his bandwagon of hooligans.

Why was Mr.KCR silent the last five years . Why did he take up this so called Telangana agitation only after YSR’s death?

A) According to some insider news, KCR has some liver related problem and doctors gave him a very less chance of survival if he continues drinking the same way he did in the past. It struck him that it would be a great idea if he takes fast unto death so that he could gain some sympathy if at all he dies.

And had YSR been alive, he could have kicked the ass of each and every hooligan( I mean hooligan not student )  who are the reason for the havoc in the city.

One fine day, before the Telangana agitation started, KCR and his associates Harish Rao and Itela Rajendar been to YSR’s camp office to discuss the Telangana issue. Had it been in the scenario of the movie 300, it would have been in the following manner.

YSR – Leonidas ,KCR – Persian Messenger

AP Chief Secretary Mr. Ramakanth Reddy ( to YSR ) : A Telangana messenger (KCR ) awaits you.

YSR ( with Jagan by his side) : What message have you brought KCR ?

KCR : Land and Money. We wish to increase our property and assets in the name of Telangana issue as we could capitalize on creating havoc and gain sympathy in the hearts of people. And still, I have some EMIs’ to be paid for my new new AUDI Q7 and my new home at MLA’s colony.

Jagan( Interfering in their conversation) : We have umpteen number of ways to make money and Telangana is not the only avenue. Better resort to Land grabbing that helped me become a millionaire.

KCR ( To YSR) : What makes this kid think that he can talk between men?

Jagan: Trust me.Nothing can be as rewarding as land grabbing .

YSR ( realizing KCR as a potential threat to his property) : KCR , you leave me no choice except to take hold of all your illegal property and make it mine.

KCR : Madness! This is Madness!

YSR : Madness!  THIS ..  IS  ..  ANDHRA …. ( The sound of a large fart is heard as a result of which KCR leaves the place owing to suffocation and pulmonary problems )

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All Izz Well !!!

                       

Disclaimer : The following post reflects the thoughts of the author and need not necessarily be followed by him . It is purely written keeping in mind that the author is going to be the next big preacher and could possibly ignite a revolution as far his dumb thoughts are concerned. Please take the trouble in slapping him in the comments section if he has gone overboard.

Jab Life ho out of control , hoton ko karde gol. Hoton ko karke gol, seeti bajake bol.. ALL IZZ WELL..   wow  what a line!   I fell in love with this line.

     Rajkumar Hirani, the director of Munnabhai series and 3 idiots is someone who focuses on trivial things around us, and often conveys the fact the greatest things on earth can be so simple and these simple things could make our life a lot easier and better. Everyone goes through a rough patch, and I really feel, everyone should go through a rough patch as it helps them relish the taste of success . Experiencing crisis helps us realise the value of happiness in life.  We just got to believe that crisis is going to end one day and good days are ahead. I know a few cancer patients who undergo the painful chemotherapy . Most of them did not have any bad habits in their life, yet they were diagnosed with cancer and each chemotherapy session is literally hell on earth. Whenever I meet them, they respond with a smile on their face. This is what people call the undying human spirit. I agree with the fact that being depressed in life is more painful than a physical pain . Yet, as Aamir Khan said “ Life mein jo kuch bhi tensions aaye, Hamesha All izz well kehne ka “. There is another advantage with positive attitude. As Helm Albright said ”A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort “. So , we can derive some sort of sadistic pleasure by being positive even in times of despair.

At the end of the day, we all live with some hope for good. Please slap(write SLAP) me in the comments section if you thought I went over board(bored).  And slap me even if you think I tried to preach you guys. 

All in a Day’s work

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                             What do I write about a typical day ? Now that I am in the transition phase between a student and a professional, I’m having a ball. Lazing around, meeting friends, having junk food,watching TV,wasting time on internet , calling old friends, disturbing others and what not.. I am leading a very lazy and a strictly not recommended kind of lifestyle . But I find a lot of solace in it because I am not sure if at all I get such time to enjoy in the future.Even if I get, Ill have issues to be taken care of at the back of my mind as I evolve.

                           As of now, All in a day’s work actually means no work for me.There were days in my life when there was only work and no play and now I feel relieved of all that. I am relishing every moment of this period. I am rediscovering myself. Having taken some time out for myself helped me a lot. I am actually beginning to feel good . In fact , I am feeling great!  Hail Holidays and Hail Laziness.

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